Wacky engrish eBay auction!

Lynxa · Post by **Lynxa** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:13 pm

iwakuralain16 wrote:"MENS SEX DOLL"

leave it to the japanese to come up with something like that...

....You think the Japanese made these up?

I can't decide if that means you're shopping in the wrong stores or the RIGHT ones! :hitting:

They sell these ALL OVER the place. My friend even got a sheep one as a gag gift when he graduated from college.

I DO have to keep in mind that not every city is as debauched as mine though....

aernath · Post by **aernath** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:13 pm

RoboFlonne wrote:Ichigo-BOY doll

Can I put that in my wishlist section?

*makes mental note to visit Lynxa*

Zag · Post by **Zag** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:19 am

Yes, it is a blow-up doll, for men to relieve their sexual urges in.
Possibly because they have a palm cramp.

If you were asking about the terms used in the description :

weird auction wrote: This dutch is a wasp waist and best form breast!
The style is preeminent! New Bode Air Dutch!

wasp waist - refers to the size of a woman's waist, comparing it to the thin connection between a wasp's abdomen and thorax. See also "hourglass fiugure".

best-form breasts - a rating for false breasts. kind of like giving a movie two thumbs up, or a restaraunt 5 stars. The "most lifelike" available.

preeminent - according to dictionary.com "Superior to or notable above all others; outstanding." is the official meaning.

New Bode Air - no clue, probably something to do with the company that makes the blow-up.

Dutch - short for "Duch Wife" ... slang for .. inflatable doll, Don't ask me why, the Dutch didn't invent them.

....have I mentioned I spend a lot of time on the internet just searching .. stuff? Yeah. I'm an Encyclopedia of Eccentricity.

RoboFlonne · Post by **RoboFlonne** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:25 am

Sheep! That's so funny!

What a great idea for a christmas present!

Sugarflower · Post by **Sugarflower** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:19 pm

Zag wrote:Yes, it is a blow-up doll, for men to relieve their sexual urges in.
Possibly because they have a palm cramp.

If you were asking about the terms used in the description :

weird auction wrote: This dutch is a wasp waist and best form breast!
The style is preeminent! New Bode Air Dutch!
wasp waist - refers to the size of a woman's waist, comparing it to the thin connection between a wasp's abdomen and thorax. See also "hourglass fiugure".

best-form breasts - a rating for false breasts. kind of like giving a movie two thumbs up, or a restaraunt 5 stars. The "most lifelike" available.

preeminent - according to dictionary.com "Superior to or notable above all others; outstanding." is the official meaning.

New Bode Air - no clue, probably something to do with the company that makes the blow-up.

Dutch - short for "Duch Wife" ... slang for .. inflatable doll, Don't ask me why, the Dutch didn't invent them.

....have I mentioned I spend a lot of time on the internet just searching .. stuff? Yeah. I'm an Encyclopedia of Eccentricity.

Thanks for clearing that up for me Zag. I knew what the auction was for but the wording of the description really had me confused. >.<

If you guys really want one I'm sure you can find it at China Town in NYC or at the Village, lots of sex shops around there, lol!

Okuni · Post by **Okuni** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:05 pm

This is America. We have sleazy sex shops in every major city, too!
Even Boston has it's "Red light" district.

hobbywhelmed · Post by **hobbywhelmed** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:34 am

There was a mini-documentary years ago on one of the cable movie channels, about the really realistic (and expensive) sex dolls made in Japan. Apparently, they're considered a valid use for businessmen/technicians,etc., stationed in countries where, for whatever reason, they would be unable to connect with any local women, or who are in situations like that at home. In contrast to the prevailing US dictum that NO release is the best choice.

(My only reservation while watching that film was how do you explain a full-size, non-compactible foam maiden in your luggage to other countries' customs agents? Uh, it's a special memorial to my cousin Sakura, who passed on last year - she was so friendly and pretty, a little black-and-white picture just didn't do her justice!)

kittens · Post by **kittens** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:58 am

LOL

This is really weired and funny.....

Zag · Post by **Zag** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:37 am

hobbywhelmed wrote:( Uh, it's a special memorial to my cousin Sakura, who passed on last year - she was so friendly and pretty, a little black-and-white picture just didn't do her justice!)

RoboFlonne · Post by **RoboFlonne** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 12:21 pm

Only! 3 hours left! Let the bidding wars Begin!

klet · Post by **klet** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:43 pm

RoboFlonne wrote:Only! 3 hours left! Let the bidding wars Begin!

So you're the one who snipped me!