Wacky engrish eBay auction!

Sugarflower · Post by **Sugarflower** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:58 am

I'm not sure if this post should go to the eBay section or if it should be in the Joke of the Day section.

I was searching for japanese collector dolls on eBay and came across this. I understand what type of product this seller is selling but what the heck is up with the auction description!

If anyone can understand it then please translate, lol.

majinuub · Post by **majinuub** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:17 am

"You are bidding on a Brand New Sexual Doll

LOVE BODY

This dutch is a wasp waist and best form breast!

The style is preeminent! New Bode Air Dutch!"

Looks like a blowup doll...

Okuni · Post by **Okuni** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:28 am

definately made for "intimate pleasure".

Should it carry the warning "Not suitable for children"?
scary stuff!

RoboFlonne · Post by **RoboFlonne** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:35 pm

Full refund will be returned, if you’re not satisfied with the item

And you return the items in 3 days without any damages.

Sugarflower · Post by **Sugarflower** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:37 pm

RoboFlonne wrote:Full refund will be returned, if you’re not satisfied with the item

And you return the items in 3 days without any damages.

*severely cringes* EW! That's so gross!!

Lynxa · Post by **Lynxa** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:41 pm

It's kind of creepy that it's in the "doll" section and not the "adult" section.

AND IT'S JUST A TORSO FER CRISSAKES!!!!

Sickos.

Sugarflower · Post by **Sugarflower** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:44 pm

Lynxa wrote:It's kind of creepy that it's in the "doll" section and not the "adult" section.

AND IT'S JUST A TORSO FER CRISSAKES!!!!

Sickos.

Lynxa · Post by **Lynxa** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:46 pm

*facepalms* Oh god....and I just noticed.....

IT'S GOT A BID!!!!! :hitting:

Baakay · Post by **Baakay** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:14 pm

Lynxa wrote:*facepalms* Oh god....and I just noticed.....

IT'S GOT A BID!!!!!

Now that's just sad!

funshine · Post by **funshine** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:47 pm

well the bidder could be getting it as a gag joke....

at least one would hope...

hobbywhelmed · Post by **hobbywhelmed** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:30 pm

Uh - take a good, close look at the inflated torso - at the bottom - inside -

The term "anatomically reminiscent" comes to mind -

iwakuralain16 · Post by **iwakuralain16** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:09 pm

"MENS SEX DOLL"

leave it to the japanese to come up with something like that... lol reminds me of when they had on the news about the Japanese "pillows" where the men can lay on the lap that is supposed to feel like a real women's lap. Then they also made one for a women that they can sleep with... so strange. lol

aernath · Post by **aernath** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:21 pm

Baakay wrote:
Lynxa wrote:*facepalms* Oh god....and I just noticed.....

IT'S GOT A BID!!!!!
Now that's just sad!

No no, what's sad, is I don't see a blow up BOY doll.

RoboFlonne · Post by **RoboFlonne** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:26 pm

Ichigo-BOY doll

Keropi · Post by **Keropi** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:29 pm

At least it doesn't have bandages on it.