Eskimo Joke

Bevhippy · Post by **Bevhippy** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:50 pm

An Eskimo is out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and he is forced to call out a mechanic.
After a couple of hours the mechanic arrives, he immediatly sets to work, looking under the bonnet until he locates the problem.
He looks up at the Eskimo and says "You've blown a seal, mate." to which the Eskimo hastily replies "No I haven't! thats just frost on my moustache."

I'll get me coat!

aernath · Post by **aernath** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 3:06 pm

*moans painfully*

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 3:09 pm

Alternate punchline:

"Only once and I was really drunk at the time!"

In_Gabriel_We_Trust · Post by **In_Gabriel_We_Trust** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:24 pm

It's always funny !

And here's the only eskimo joke I know.

A young eskimo lady brings her eskimo boyfriend home to introduce him to her parents.
After six weeks, the dad asks the boy : "Are you going to stay here all night or what ? "

Bevhippy · Post by **Bevhippy** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 6:27 pm

nice one gabe

OK lets try another

Two Nuns in a car driving down a country road!!
All of a sudden the devil jumps on the bonnet...
"Quick!" says the first nun "Show him your cross"
"Ok" says the second
she winds down the window and yells
"Oi you.. get off our f***ing bonnet!"

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 6:28 pm

Give me an example of a sudden the devil jumps on the bonnet.

Post by **sensei** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:08 pm

Guy walks into a bar in the Yukon and orders a drink. Everyone in the place turns and glares at him silently. After a moment, the bartender explains, "Sir, this is the toughest bar in the Klondike. To prove you're worthy of staying here, you have to pass the Yukon Test of Manhood to prove that you're just as rough and mean as the rest of us."

"All right," the stranger says gamely. "What's the test?"

"You have to chug a whole fifth of whiskey, rape an Eskimo gal, and rassle a full-grown grizzly bear."

"OK," the stranger says without hesitation. "Gimme the fifth of whiskey!"

So he takes the bottle and upends it, draining the fifth in less than 30 seconds. Then he turns around and races out of the bar. The others stop for a moment, then return to their poker games and other forms of amusement. They're not surprised that the stranger never returned. After all, they figure, not many strangers do pass the Yukon Test of Manhood.

Much to their surprise, the stranger staggers in three days later, his clothes torn to shreds, his body covered with scratches and bruises. He pushes through the door, collapses on the floor, and says, faintly, "Alright, now where's that Eskimo gal I gotta rassle."

(Last line has become a proverbial in-joke in our family, said whenever one of us has had a bad day and comes home to find one more irritating chore on his or her plate.)

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:35 am

What's black and white and red all over?

indy · Post by **indy** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:53 pm

???newspaper, or a clubbed baby seal??

zerospace · Post by **zerospace** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:03 pm

indy wrote:???newspaper, or a clubbed baby seal??

hmmm... and I was thinking it was a nun rolling down stairs.... yeah, I know - that's a really bad one.

But, that's why it was in my 'Truly Tasteless Jokes" book.

Bevhippy · Post by **Bevhippy** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:48 am

Penguin in a liquidiser??

Or a Nun???

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:48 am

Go on about a Nun.

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:19 am

...A zebra being taken down by a lion.

zerospace · Post by **zerospace** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:21 am

Not Sir Phobos wrote:...A zebra being taken down by a lion.

There must be 100 different versions of that joke.