Math test L. A. style

[JWR]

City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam.

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Gang Name____________


1. Little Waldo has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can little Waldo attempt before he has to reload?

2. Bubba has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Louis for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

3. Rufus pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?

4. Tyrone wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4X4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4X4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

6. Raoul got 6 years for murder, He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much will be left when he gets out?
Extra credit bonus: How much more time will he get for killing the Ho that spent his money?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint?

8. Johnny Boy knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Johnny Boy Knocked up?

9. Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed his Boa on one week's income?

10. Billy steals Dimebag's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 15 mph, Dimebag loads his .357 Magnum. If it takes Dimebag 20 seconds to load his magnum, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?

[In_Gabriel_We_Trust]

The funny thing is this kind of joke has several versions, depending on where you live. Next to this one I saw an "english" one and one for Belgium's own capital, Brussels.

[aernath]

Still, pretty darned funny!!!