A guy is at a wedding alone, and when he is standing in line a the Buffet, he nudges the person next to him and says "Whhhhew! Did you see that Bride? is she Fu-Bugly, or what?" "HOW DARE YOU!!!" the person said, "That's my daughter!"
The guy knew he had been really crass & goofed, and apoligized, "I never meant to offend, I am truly sorry, SIR." he said.
"SIR!!!!" the person said, "I'm not the father, I'm the MOTHER!"
