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JWR
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Life per Benny

Post by JWR »

This is a true quote from the immortal Benny Hill.




A poor man wishes he was Rich.



A Rich man wishes he was Handsome.



A Handsome man wishes he was Married.



And a Married man wishes he was Dead....... :dgrin




Before the rocks are thrown.... For the record we have been married for 26 years :run
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Post by aernath »

Ah yes, Benny Hill. That always signalled "bed time" for Leah. X| :P

Every now and then, if I were real still and quiet, my parents would forget about me, and I could get away with watching some until I had to laugh and remind them I was there. X|
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Post by hyelakingsfan »

lol, that is pretty funny lol
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Post by Not Sir Phobos »

I'm already married so I wish I was rich and handsom.
God's in his heaven, All's right with the world
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Post by Ashura »

lol, thanks JWR! I sent this to my boyfriend.


I'm not married and I wish I was rich, prettier and taller (I'm only 5'4", two extra inches would have been nice, but they gave them to my sister. That is so unfair :l )
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I'm just a good girl being bad for you
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