This is a true quote from the immortal Benny Hill.
A poor man wishes he was Rich.
A Rich man wishes he was Handsome.
A Handsome man wishes he was Married.
And a Married man wishes he was Dead.......
Before the rocks are thrown.... For the record we have been married for 26 years
"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
Ah yes, Benny Hill. That always signalled "bed time" for Leah.
Every now and then, if I were real still and quiet, my parents would forget about me, and I could get away with watching some until I had to laugh and remind them I was there.
I'm not married and I wish I was rich, prettier and taller (I'm only 5'4", two extra inches would have been nice, but they gave them to my sister. That is so unfair )