The mall security guard found a young girl sitting all alone on a bench.
"Are you here all by yourself?" asked the guard.
"No I with Grandpa" the little girl replied.
"Where is your Grandfather?" asked the guard.
The girl answered "Don't know"
"Can you describe your Grandfather to me?" asked the guard.
"What's describe mean?" replied the young girl.
"Describe means what your Grandfathers like." said the guard.
"Oh ok,"said the girl. "My Grandpa likes Jack Daniels and ladies with big tits."
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