Heavenly Ducks

sailorsv13 · Post by **sailorsv13** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:24 pm

Three men go to heaven and show up at the pearly gates.
St. Peter greets them and says that they may enter heaven on one condition:

They must never step on a duck

Thinking "ok..." the three men enter heaven.

When the gates open there are ducks everywhere. You could barely see the ground.

It doesn't take long, of course, for the first man to step on a duck.

St. Peter appears out of nowhere with the most hideous woman the man had ever seen and handcuffs them together saying, "You shall be chained to this woman for eternity"

The other two guys see this and try extremely hard not to step on a duck for fear of eternity with a hag.

However, the second man steps on a duck after about two months.

St Peter appears out of nowhere with another woman, even more hideous than the first, and chains her to the man saying,"You shall be chained to this woman for eternity"

The last man was panicked. He went for two whole years without stepping on a duck.

But suddenly, St. Peter appeared out of no where with the most beautiful woman in the world saying, "You shall be chained to this woman for eternity"

When St Peter had gone, the man asked what he had done to deserve this.

The beautiful woman simply replied, "I don't know, all I did was step on a duck!"

~ Bri ~

klet · Post by **klet** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:00 am

Oh, that's classic. Kind of reminds me of most sitcoms out there--pretty women with big stupid ugly husbands.

yoshito · Post by **yoshito** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:22 am

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The timing is too funny for you posting this joke. I just told my co-workers this one during lunch yesterday. Seems they never heard it and were laughing away.

I love this one, unfortunatly I'm still avoiding all ducks and no avail. =P Guess this must not be heaven...

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:16 am

Ashura · Post by **Ashura** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:21 pm

ROFL!!!

That poor poor girl. I hope he's funny.

sailorsv13 · Post by **sailorsv13** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:21 pm

Haha I'm glad someone has heard of this joke before! It is definitely one of my favs ^_~

~ Bri ~

Hakiri · Post by **Hakiri** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:01 am

LMAO! XD

That just made my day.

Ronin · Post by **Ronin** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:56 am

Hahah, well I didn't expect that!! Nice twist!