Blonde at a game

[Ashura]

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'

I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

[yoshito]

=P My friend tried telling me this at a football game (she was trying to act like a blonde) and got the guy behind us laughing away.

[Not Sir Phobos]

I've got a ballgame joke:


A guy took his Scottish father to a ballgame...

A couple of guys hit the ball and everyone around him including his son stood up and yelled "RUN RUN RUN!"

After a bit the old Scotaman joined by jumping in the air and yelling "RUN RUN RUN!"

Then a batter got a walk. While walking to 1st base the old Scot jumped up and yelled "RUN RUN RUN!"

"Dad, he doesn't have to run, he's got four balls"
"Oh really?" the Scot replied
He thought about it for a seccond and yelled:

"Walk with pride son, walk with pride"

[hyelakingsfan]