Join the police force

klet · Post by **klet** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:43 pm

So, today I got an email asking if I'd like to join the police force.

No, wait! The joke doesn't end there.

Trying to win my approval, they also sent me some "police quotes" and police jokes. Now, the jokes were so bad that they weren't even worth my time, let alone yours, but I thought the quotes were pretty funny.

"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after
you wear them awhile."

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

"Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it
will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk
or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"

"In God we trust, all others are suspects."

"Just how big were those two beers?"

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:52 pm

I couldn't get past the first line of your post. That's just too wrong to even
consider, so I skipped the rest

aernath · Post by **aernath** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:55 pm

I kept reading it as "police farce", and kept on reading.
Looks like I had it right.

I like the running joke. haha. It's a running joke, get it? haha.
oh, nevermind
*goes back to cloud nine*

klet · Post by **klet** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:14 pm

kymaera wrote:I couldn't get past the first line of your post. That's just too wrong to even
consider, so I skipped the rest

Isn't it though? The only thing I can figure is that it's a reversal of the "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" rule. They can't beat me, so they're asking me to join 'em.