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A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...

She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.

She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.

As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?"

she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands

"Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running
her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap,

or

paper towels in the ladies room."





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Post by Not Sir Phobos »

It probably turned him on... X|
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Sounds like our office.

*ewwwww*
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Baakay wrote:Sounds like our office.

*ewwwww*
Baakay has now grossed me out for the rest of the week...AND IT'S ONLY MONDAY!!!!!!
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Not Sir Phobos wrote:
Baakay wrote:Sounds like our office.

*ewwwww*
Baakay has now grossed me out for the rest of the week...AND IT'S ONLY MONDAY!!!!!!
MY WORK HERE IS DONE!! :yay

Ok, let me clarify... we ran out of TP early on today.

somehow... I can't see a bunch of middle aged women running around running their hands over men's faces... in a library....

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Baakay wrote:Sounds like our office.

*ewwwww*
Heeheehee :rollin
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:rollin :crackup :P :D
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waka waka waka! :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Remind me to never shake your hand 8O
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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Baakay wrote: Ok, let me clarify... we ran out of TP early on today.
Her name is Baakaylio. She needs TP for her bunghole.
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Post by Not Sir Phobos »

kymaera wrote:
Baakay wrote: Ok, let me clarify... we ran out of TP early on today.
Her name is Baakaylio. She needs TP for her bunghole.
OMG a Beavis and Butthead reference!!! 8O
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Oh I get it. Lucy needs TP for her bunghole.
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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