Well since we all have invested $$$$ in our collections but may not have funds left over for the latest & greatest High Tech Security system to protect them.
I suggest you can use the Redneck wireless security system 2.0 patent pending.
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.
2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.
3. Put a dog dish next to it , a very large dog dish.
4. Leave a note on your front door that say's something like:
"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammo - back in 15 minutes. Don't disturb the Pitbulls. They've just been wormed and are mad as heck! " signed Billy-Bob .
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"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
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Thanks JWR, I needed a nice chuckle this afternoon....my morning was pretty crappy 
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I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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Sorry . . . bad Mormon joke. Er . . . the kind of joke you'd have to be Mormon to get completely. Yep, I'm Mormon . . . and now I know who has been stealing my bike seats.Not Sir Phobos wrote:klet wrote:This is bad grammer kids
'Twill get you thrust into outer darkness.
Like saying out into the woods.
Yes, kymaera, that punishment does fit the crime. 
(though I imagine that given the metropolitan area in which you live, you get more missionaries than the rest of the board members put together--even if you are at work most of the day)And no, I wasn't offended by anything here. I actually found it all funny.