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There are certain words that have a different meaning depending on which sex is involved.

Here are a few....

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female... Any part under a car's hood.
Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (Ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male... Anything that canbe done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male... A source of entertainment, self-expression , male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male... Call it whatever you want , just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female... A device for changing from on TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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X| Not funny! :wink: :P
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I'll think about that.
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Post by Baakay »

It IS funny!!

But I've never understood that thing about the remote. What IS the fascination with the rapid channeling?

Oh, wait! I think I had a breakthrough here. Maybe it's an attention span thing: See definition of "Commitment" above. :P
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I would agree with your deduction about commitment Baakay!

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GROAN th the 2nd power! :P
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