Mildred the church gossip...

[Ashura]

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed Monitor of the Church's Morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.

Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.

She emphatically told George and several others that everyone seeing it there would know What he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house ... walked home ... And left it there all night.

Don'tcha just love old George?!!

[aernath]

The office liked that one!

Now, if he'd only hidden in back of the house making grunting and squealing noises too....

Better yet, left some "fancy" underwear draped around the front yard...
Maybe a dropped riding crop here, a bit of rope there...

[klet]

Ha! The old biddy got what she deserved.