GOOD, BAD AND UGLY
Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.
Good : Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She's a lawyer.
Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you.
Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them.
Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.
Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.
Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections.
Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It's another man.
Ugly : He's your best friend.
Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.
The Good , The Bad & The Ugly!
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JWR
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The Good , The Bad & The Ugly!
"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
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Okuni
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Re: The Good , The Bad & The Ugly!
you know all the good ones!
I loved this one:
JWR wrote: Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.
boy, you got a pretty mouth.
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Re: The Good , The Bad & The Ugly!
LOL! That was my favorite too! Espically as it says "Ugly".Okuni wrote:
you know all the good ones!
I loved this one:JWR wrote: Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.
boy, you got a pretty mouth.
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Re: The Good , The Bad & The Ugly!
JWR wrote:
Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections.
Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.
LOL, great find JWR but these two were funny and horrifying to me at the same time
