The Cat In The Hat On Aging

Drax · Post by **Drax** » Sun May 14, 2006 6:53 pm

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad --- can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass!

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Sun May 14, 2006 7:03 pm

The author's name cannot be said
Or else I'd be dead.
I wouldn't be so keen
To be knifed in the spleen.
So, you'll never hear me say
That the author is Baak...

/hp

ZombieBunny · Post by **ZombieBunny** » Sun May 14, 2006 7:13 pm

kittens · Post by **kittens** » Sun May 14, 2006 7:13 pm

LOL

This is pretty funny

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Sun May 14, 2006 7:13 pm

I am glad you find this funny. And pretty funny is rollin

This.

aernath · Post by **aernath** » Sun May 14, 2006 10:27 pm

kymaera wrote:The author's name cannot be said
Or else I'd be dead.
I wouldn't be so keen
To be knifed in the spleen.
So, you'll never hear me say
That the author is Baak...

This, folks, ^ is what a Death Wish looks like.

Kujaku · Post by **Kujaku** » Mon May 15, 2006 2:25 am

Boy, that sure does describe me right now LOL

aernath wrote:
kymaera wrote:The author's name cannot be said
Or else I'd be dead.
I wouldn't be so keen
To be knifed in the spleen.
So, you'll never hear me say
That the author is Baak...

This, folks, ^ is what a Death Wish looks like.

I absolutely agree

Baakay · Post by **Baakay** » Mon May 15, 2006 5:27 am

ZombieBunny wrote:

He's referring to me, ZombieBunny

And yes! That IS what a Death Wish looks like!

There is this guy who thinks he's funny.
But you're not far behind me, sonny!
With joints that creak
And brains that leak
And other functions getting runny...
... and let's not even mention knees!
(just leave Klet your DVDs!)

:kamehameha:

(Vic-to-reeeee!)

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Mon May 15, 2006 5:27 am

I think you are too young for a serious relationshiop.

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Mon May 15, 2006 8:56 am

aernath wrote:This, folks, ^ is what a Death Wish looks like.

You seem to be mistaken
By misconstruing the statements I'm making.
Baakay-sama I totally worship
(And no, I'm not being flip).
This I must confess:
That to me, she's a goddess.
After all, she's part of the gang
Born before the Big Bang.

Baakay wrote:just leave Klet your DVDs

You know that I'm perverse
Enough to think of something worse
For if I die, she'll get
(The she, being lil miss klet)
The very worst thing she can:
Hundreds of Gokudo cels to scan.

Cloud wrote:I think you are too young for a serious relationshiop.

Did she bribe you with RAM or gold
To say that she's really not that old?

klet · Post by **klet** » Sun May 21, 2006 9:54 pm

Oh, my . . .

I can't believe I missed this!!!

So, if I off kymaera, I get a lifetime's supply of DVDs? Heck, even if there are a lot of cutesy girl type shows in the collection . . .

But I don't know how I feel about that stipulation . . . hundreds of Gokudo cels? Ack!

He'd probably be evil enough to leave a condition in the will so that I'd only get the DVDs when I finish scanning and uploading the cels.

I might have to rethink this whole assasignation plot . . .

*puts the microwave back*

Baakay · Post by **Baakay** » Mon May 22, 2006 5:19 am

klet wrote: But I don't know how I feel about that stipulation . . . hundreds of Gokudo cels? Ack! He'd probably be evil enough to leave a condition in the will so that I'd only get the DVDs when I finish scanning and uploading the cels.

Hundreds... minus about eight (is that right? or was it 10?)

Each of my girls now has her very own Gokudo collection, as a birthday gift.

Add in their individual Yugioh sketches and we have the makings of two more galleries!

Shoulda seen Jen (who turns 8 a week from now). She got threatened by Gokudo cels for a birthday gift and did one of the

/ puppy dog faces. "I'd LOVE a bunch of Gokudo cels!" What was even funnier was the careful examination: "Hmm, this one has quite a bit of line fading..."

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Mon May 22, 2006 5:21 am

Nack.