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When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon.

I said, "Well, why are you crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m." I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"

She said, "I can't remember where I live!"

THE SENILITY PRAYER
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
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Post by Cloud »

What did you mean by Well then why are you crying? Well that's okay. I think it was just a joke.
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!


Oh, that's so not funny. :wink:

Now, where do I live?
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Being senile ain't so bad. You get to meet new people everyday.
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Post by Baakay »

Oh HA HA NSP :P Just wait till you start forgetting absolutely everything...

That's all just a little tooo close for comfort!
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Post by dave1999artwork »

That was pretty sick JWR, you poisoned old man :P
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