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So, I threw up today for the first time in over 15 years. I had my last three wisdom teeth pulled yesterday and the meds made me a little ill. Now, with Shampoo's thread, it got me thinking. Does anyone have any creative euphemisms for throwing up or diarrhea? A friend of mine used to call throwing up "Talking to god on the big phone." Let's hear some good ones.
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"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
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What you said was either too complex for me.
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Calling the dinosaurs.
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I don't know anything particularly clever:

My friend calls the former "blowing chunks"

My dad calls the later "pi*sing out your &ss."

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Throwin' it in reverse

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:-) Tell me a story.
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
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3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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Technicolor yawning :wink:
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Takin' the Browns to the Super Bowl.
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JuniorMintKiss wrote:Takin' the Browns to the Super Bowl.
That's not a euphemism for vomiting...
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NSP, BH said it could be vomiting or diarrhea :wink:
blueheaven wrote:Does anyone have any creative euphemisms for throwing up or diarrhea?
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KT wrote:NSP, BH said it could be vomiting or diarrhea :wink:
blueheaven wrote:Does anyone have any creative euphemisms for throwing up or diarrhea?
I stand corrected.
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Praying at the Whirlpool Alter of the Great Porcelain God
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throwing up: i usually go with pukin, spewing or jacked
diarrhea:' a number 3 ' - cuz youre doin a number 1 out your number 2 :P
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Post by Caroline »

i dont really know, but it reminds me of family guy:

"milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, fudge is made!"
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