Stupid quotes

[JWR]

Here's a series of quotes on stupidity.

"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
-Bill Cosby

"It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong."
-Thomas Sowell

In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.
-Konrad Adenauer

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."
-Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education."
-Bertrand Russell

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
-Bertrand Russell

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
-Edward Abbey

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Scott Adams

There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.
Don Wood


Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Terry Pratchett,

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
Sam Levenson


Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin


I'm sure we can all add more

[Not Sir Phobos]

Nige givens, assume nothing, people will always have the ability to out stupid your thinking.
~NSP

[blueheaven]

"Lord, what fools these mortals be." - Puck (A Midsummer Nights Dream)

"If I could offer one piece of advice to the planet, it would be this: Don't marry for looks alone, and I'll tell you why. In a few years, when Barbara's boobs start sagging, she can get plastic surgery, have them lifted, move the nipple wherever. You can actually go to a ti--y bar, pick out a set of ti--ies and say, "I want those ti--ies on that woman." If her belly gets too big, she can get a tummy tuck and have a belly like a cheerleader. If her vision goes bad, you can have LASIK surgery and have 20/20 vision. If her hearing goes bad, they can install a device in her ear that will give you hearing as clear as it was the day you were born. But let me tell you something, folks: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever." - Ron White