Ashura wrote:
I agree with the "We're really cold..." but instead of "cheap lobster" it should say "where the lobster takes better" *yummy*
How about:
"Maine: Our Lobsters Kick Butt!"
Heeeee... given the fact that they have to throw back ones that are over a particular size, I think that's probably not too much of a stretch.
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"The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams with reality. The permanent defeat of life comes when dreams are surrendered to reality."
James A. Michener, The Drifters
Huh. Ah, well in that case. That is something I haven't heard of.
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
MSNBC wrote:
Bada Bing! N.J. looks for new slogan
State’s search gets thousands of entries. You got a problem with that?
ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. - Make us a slogan we can’t refuse, the state of New Jersey said. We got your slogan right here, the people replied.
A push to come up with a new slogan for the Garden State has become an excuse to crack New Jersey jokes. Among the not-so-serious entries:
“New Jersey: You Got a Problem With That?”
“NJ: How You Doin’?!”
And “Most of Our Elected Officials Have Not Been Indicted.”
I have to chime in here. Honestly, Ohio is so much more than "not michigan." (harbors no dislike for michigan, btw) I mean, we have to be the only state that has a convicted felon for a governor. We've no got the countries most dangerous city. Hell, just over a decade ago it was "the world's most liveable city." I mean really, where else you gonna find that kind of variety? Our Washington politicians freely give the national news something to write about and apparently have no fear of saying what's on their mind. We're responsible for the national ban on festival seating. We produced Larry Flynt! And Chong absolutely adores us. I mean. . . really now.
Gotta love it.
Yes, it really is "the heart of it all." O_O
"You have to keep your whits about you when you're losing your mind." - a friend
kisara wrote:I have to chime in here. Honestly, Ohio is so much more than "not michigan." (harbors no dislike for michigan, btw) I mean, we have to be the only state that has a convicted felon for a governor. We've no got the countries most dangerous city. Hell, just over a decade ago it was "the world's most liveable city." I mean really, where else you gonna find that kind of variety? Our Washington politicians freely give the national news something to write about and apparently have no fear of saying what's on their mind. We're responsible for the national ban on festival seating. We produced Larry Flynt! And Chong absolutely adores us. I mean. . . really now.
Gotta love it.
Yes, it really is "the heart of it all." O_O
Well when you put it that way... what's not to love?
"The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams with reality. The permanent defeat of life comes when dreams are surrendered to reality."
James A. Michener, The Drifters
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
"The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams with reality. The permanent defeat of life comes when dreams are surrendered to reality."
James A. Michener, The Drifters
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
*yummy*
