"Miracle" Graduation?

[blueheaven]

OK, first off...who gives a crap? It's Bill "Stogie in your hoagie" Clinton and George "Is that sashimi in your lap or are you just happy to see me?" Bush? Oh, and Ellen "Let's see how much I milk this lesbian thing for" Degeneress! As far as I'm concerned, Tulane got what they deserved by having that carnival show up. I would rather have a simply ceremony, grab my degree, and get the hell out of dodge than have to listen to two hours of those media whores blather on and on. Consider yourself lucky!

Now, why does California have all the lawyers and New Jersey has all the toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey won the coin toss.

Seriously though, congrats on graduation. We all pitched in for a set of Nike running shoes to chase them ambulences!