Bumper Sticker Fun

Ronin · Post by **Ronin** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:35 am

Heheh those are pretty funny! Too many to list as my fave tho...it's funny tho that we don't use bumper stickers here in the UK!

RoboFlonne · Post by **RoboFlonne** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:01 am

You don't? Well then what do you read while stuck in traffic?

RoboFlonne · Post by **RoboFlonne** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:22 pm

People tell me I have the body of a god.

too bad it's buddha.

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:45 am

RoboFlonne wrote:People tell me I have the body of a god.

too bad it's buddha.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

JuniorMintKiss · Post by **JuniorMintKiss** » Sat May 12, 2007 7:39 pm

Sorry to dig up such an old post, but I saw this one saying today and I couldn't resist. Ahem...

"I would slap you, but shit splatters."

LMAO when I saw that one!

Okay I'm done now.

otakusin · Post by **otakusin** » Sat May 12, 2007 8:07 pm

The one my husband and me laughed so hard at was "Coffee Makes Me Poop", what made it even funnier was the fact that a very good looking girl was driving the car. It's still a running joke between us.

<--- sorry was just to fun to pass up

transmet · Post by **transmet** » Sun May 13, 2007 4:57 am

otakusin wrote:The one my husband and me laughed so hard at was "Coffee Makes Me Poop", what made it even
funnier was the fact that a very good looking girl was driving the car. It's still a running joke between us.

I pulled up beside a knock-out blonde the other day who had a small bumper sticker just below her license plate which read:

The Only Bush I Trust
Is My Own

... I think I'm in love.

aernath · Post by **aernath** » Sun May 13, 2007 7:11 am

*chuckle*
I actually have the "Jesus is coming - Look Busy!" one.
We put ours on magnet strips, so the one on my car right now is "Faith is a journey, not a guilt trip."

I think I liked the calculus one the best.

Cel related?
We could make:
"I use cash to buy my plastic!"
"My plastic is prettier than yours"
"I use plastic to buy more plastic"
"No really, I OWN my favorite show!"

JuniorMintKiss · Post by **JuniorMintKiss** » Sun May 13, 2007 5:00 pm

aernath, those are hilarious cel-inspired sayings. I've come up with a few:

"Plastic is the new black"
"Acetate Junkie"
"Think Plastic"

miz ducky · Post by **miz ducky** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:14 pm

I just saw a few on the way home that I thought I should share.

1. My Giant Robot Steps On Your Honor Student
2. My cat can beat up your cat.
3. Off-Duty Ninja
4. Animals Taste Good

Post by **JWR** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:03 am

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
medicine.

12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

18 .. Procrastinate Now!

19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

24..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

28.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

JuniorMintKiss · Post by **JuniorMintKiss** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:13 am

#3: My husband loved that one. If it wasn't against the law, he'd wipe out Rocky Anderson. Hahaha... (not really, but tempting, NTL).
#12 & 13: Again, brilliant! I need to post those out to work. Those or this one: "Everybody has the right to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege!"
#18: My motto.
#23: That's just RUDE.

Post by **sensei** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:52 pm

My daughter left her car in a municipal parking lot and came back later to find that a huge branch from the tree she'd parked under had broken off and crushed the roof of her car. She called the police to report the damage, and when they arrived, they practically fell on the ground roaring with unkind laughter.

The reason: one of the few things visible under the fallen branch was a bumper sticker that read TREEHUGGER.

I'm also fond of "Republicans for Voldemort" (no flames, please).

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:53 pm

Interesting explanation.