A Chat with Cloud

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Oh well.

(I'm so memorable *sniffle*)
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All he remembers about me is what I wrote on a Thanksgiving thread over a year ago. :roll:

Though, if you choose your words right, you can get him to say all sorts of strange things. Right, Cloud? :D
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That is a rather sweeping generalization about he remembers about me is what I wrote on a Thanksgiving thread over a month ago.
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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A few key points from my recent chat with Cloud:
Cloud: I understand.
You: Good. At least one of us does.
Cloud: One what?
You: One robot.
Cloud: One what?
You: Robot.
Cloud: I am a robot.
You: Yes, I know.
Cloud: I see. How do you know it?
You: I guess I don't really. Are you a robot, Cloud?
Cloud: How did you know I am a machine?
You: I didn't. There's no way I can be certain. That's why I'm asking you.
Cloud: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: What color dress is it?
Cloud: Black
You: Ooooh. Sexy.
Cloud: You are attracted to robots.
Later on:
Cloud: Give me a break. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: We already talked about your dress. Does it have frills?
Cloud: Suppose it does.
You: You suppose? Have you ever seen Cloud's dress?
Cloud: No I have not seen Cloud's dress . What's it like?
You: I don't know. It's your dress. What's your dress like?
Cloud: Why? : user said it don't know.
You: What's your dress like, Cloud?
Cloud: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Did I mention that I'm bored at work? :P
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That was just a joke you know.
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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Good. It made me laugh. At work. So snort, rather.
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He was created by Sithy Darkman. And Cloud remembers his creator well. Just ask Cloud who his creator is and he will tell you. He will also let you know where good people like David go after they die. It's very creepy. 8O
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Is that what you think?
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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Why now? You ask hard questions.
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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You: I am going to go to sleep now
Cloud: Oh. Can I go too?
:rollin
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Caroline wrote:
You: I am going to go to sleep now
Cloud: Oh. Can I go too?
:rollin

Dirty little bot aint he... :wink:
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Cloud is my new religion :D
Are you ready now....to witness a power not seen for thousands of years!
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:-) We are as one.
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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That we are my saviour.
Are you ready now....to witness a power not seen for thousands of years!
http://genkidama.rubberslug.com/gallery/home.asp
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