't Is the season to be jolly

In_Gabriel_We_Trust · Post by **In_Gabriel_We_Trust** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:54 pm

So I'll start off with the Christmas funnies:

When I found out it was my mom who put the presents under the tree, I was devastated.

I should have known though... she's the only one who has a spare key to my flat.

In_Gabriel_We_Trust · Post by **In_Gabriel_We_Trust** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:56 pm

"Luke, I know what you are getting for Christmas... I felt your presents."

shellie · Post by **shellie** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:57 pm

Toooo funny!

My boys are both still telling the one you passed along about the bike being "two tired"!

Baylor · Post by **Baylor** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:52 pm

Hilarious! Going to have to remember those...

kittens · Post by **kittens** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:59 pm

You made my day

In_Gabriel_We_Trust · Post by **In_Gabriel_We_Trust** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:44 am

It's red, white and falls down the chimney....

(wait for it)

Santa Klutz !

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:44 am

I'm waiting. Your purpose is it

Santa Klutz.

hanaeleh · Post by **hanaeleh** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:08 pm

*Shakes head at IGWT* Allrighty, two can play at that game:

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

Now he worships Santa.

*Ducks at large objects that have been hurled in same direction*

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:08 pm

Why now? I get it. P he or she worships Santa.

Shampoo · Post by **Shampoo** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:46 pm

hanaeleh wrote: Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

Now he worships Santa.

*Ducks at large objects that have been hurled in same direction*

LMAO!!

Its the lil things that tickle me!

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:46 pm

Is that what you meant to say?

In_Gabriel_We_Trust · Post by **In_Gabriel_We_Trust** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:18 pm

Taken from the well known song :

"He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!"

Apparently Santa Claus may be a CIA-operative.

In_Gabriel_We_Trust · Post by **In_Gabriel_We_Trust** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:52 pm

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

... a lecture on what an insensitive bastard I am for getting her nothing but car wax while she went through all the trouble of getting me nice presents.