Rodeo clown jokes

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Tue May 24, 2005 5:35 pm

Some jokes I overheard the rodeo clown using last weekend for the audience:

Lets say you take a turtle out of it's shell, is it naked or homeless?

Q:How is barbed wire like a string bikini?
A: Both protect you without obstructing the view.

Q:What do you call a smart blonde?
A: Golden retriever.

"I was hunting flies in my house the other day when my wife asked me how many I killed. I replied "three males and two females". She said "how can you tell the difference?" So I said "Three were on my beer cans and two were on the phone"

BA DUM BUM

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Tue May 24, 2005 8:53 pm

With material like that, there's no wonder that you're stuck being a rodeo
clown instead of a regular one

Baakay · Post by **Baakay** » Tue May 24, 2005 9:26 pm

*hands NSP a very large stick*

Beat him. He deserves it. Go for it.

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Tue May 24, 2005 9:26 pm

I will take that under advisement.

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Tue May 24, 2005 10:30 pm

Baakay wrote: Beat him. He deserves it. Go for it.

"Strike me down with all your hatred and your journey towards the dark side
will be complete."

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Wed May 25, 2005 9:14 am

I wasn't the rodeo clown, I just heard him use the jokes. I like overly corney jokes.

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Wed May 25, 2005 11:53 am

SUUUUURE you weren't the rodeo clown.

Give it up. We all know it's one of those situations like where a person is
talking about their "friend" who has an embarassing problem, but you know
that they are really referring to themselves.

Artist's concept of NSP at work as a rodeo clown

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Wed May 25, 2005 11:56 am

The eyebrows are too bushy. I like the star though.

aernath · Post by **aernath** » Wed May 25, 2005 7:36 pm

But where are the red chaps???

Baakay · Post by **Baakay** » Fri May 27, 2005 9:40 am

aernath wrote:But where are the red chaps???

Here.

Kinda captures the essence, don'tcha think?

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Fri May 27, 2005 10:10 am

You are too much Baakay!

Baakay · Post by **Baakay** » Fri May 27, 2005 11:23 am

Not Sir Phobos wrote:You are too much Baakay!

That's certainly what my shopping expedition yesterday told me, too

aernath · Post by **aernath** » Fri May 27, 2005 1:15 pm

Hey! Kay! You're doing an awesome job with those things!!!

Keep it up and we'll give NSP a complex! Hee hee. He'll be seeing RED! wahahahaha!

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Fri May 27, 2005 8:41 pm

Baakay wrote: Kinda captures the essence, don'tcha think?

He wears the raspberry chaps.
The kind you find in a secondhand store.
He wears the raspberry chaps.
And when it's warm, he doesn't wear much more.

aernath · Post by **aernath** » Fri May 27, 2005 9:28 pm

ROTFLMAO!!!!

wahahahahahaha!!!!!!
And a new 'Precious Moments' is born...

Oh, I think I'm going to cry, I just can't stop laughing!!!!