The Greek Said, "We have Olympus"
The Italian Said, "We have the Coliseum"
The Greek Said, "We gave the world Plato and Aristotle"
The Italian Said, "We gave them Cato and Marcus Aurelius"
The Greek Said, "We had Alexander the Great"
The Italian Said, "We had Caesar and the Roman Empire"
And so the debate went on and on untill finally they agreed on something:
The Greek Said, "We invented sex"
The Italian Said, " That is true, But it was the Italians who introduced it to women"
Run and hides now
It usually goes something like, "Good job with those gods... changing their names and all... took a lot of creativity there!"
