Hung Chow calls in to work and Says, " Hey, boss I not come to work today, I really sick, I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come to work today."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow I really need you to work today. When I feel like that I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. It makes everything better and I then go to work. You try that ok."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again, "Boss I do what you say and I feel great, I be to work soon. You got nice house."
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"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
LMAO! XD
LMAO, that's funny.
