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Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:33 pm

A couple takes their young son to the circus. When his father goes to buy popcorn, the boy asks, "Mom, what’s that long thing on the elephant?"

"That’s the elephant’s trunk, dear," she replies.

"No, Mom. Down underneath."

His mother blushes and says, "Oh, that’s nothing."

The father returns and the mother goes off to get a soda. As soon as she leaves, the boy repeats his question.

"That’s the elephant’s trunk, son."

"Dad, I know what an elephant’s trunk is. The thing down there."

The father says, "Oh, that’s the elephant’s penis."

"Dad," the son asks, "how come when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing?"

The man takes a deep breath and explains, "Son, I’ve spoiled that woman."

yoshito · Post by **yoshito** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:30 pm

Wow... I'll stop now and go find a nice padded room to hide in. *laughs in the soundproof room*

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:30 pm

I'm glad your impressed, yoshito.

yoshito · Post by **yoshito** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:31 pm

Cloud wrote:I'm glad your impressed, yoshito.

Aaaaaaand, goodnight folks.

aernath · Post by **aernath** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:28 pm

Yeah, we liked that one!
I'll have to tell the husband he's spoiled me!

Ashura · Post by **Ashura** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:25 pm

Now THAT is a good joke of the day.

Great job in finding that gem NSP