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A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stands up to leave a bar and falls flat on his face.

“Maybe all I need is some fresh air,” he thinks as he crawls outside. Once outside, he tries to stand up again, but falls face first in the mud.

“Screw it,” he thinks. “I’ll just crawl home, then.”

The next morning, his wife finds him in the hallway, asleep. “You went out drinking last night, didn’t you?” she asks.

“How’d you know?” he replies, angered by the implications.

“You left your wheelchair at the bar again.”

X| :hurt:
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Ouch. Talk about having a bad day. X|
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Will a full-voice belly laugh do? :crackup
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lol, wow. That must suck
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I feel like such a bad person for laughing at this :hitting:
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You're not a bad person,
You're a good person being a bad person for us! :hitting:
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aernath wrote:You're not a bad person,
You're a good person being a bad person for us! :hitting:
Hahahahahhhaha, that is hilarious /heh

It's funnier than NSP joke /no1
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Ashura wrote:
aernath wrote:You're not a bad person,
You're a good person being a bad person for us! :hitting:
Hahahahahhhaha, that is hilarious /heh

It's funnier than NSP joke /no1
Now I feel sad:(
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Not Sir Phobos wrote:
Ashura wrote:
aernath wrote:You're not a bad person,
You're a good person being a bad person for us! :hitting:
Hahahahahhhaha, that is hilarious /heh

It's funnier than NSP joke /no1
Now I feel sad:(
Awww.... tickle the troll, that'll make you feel happy... or at least it'll make the troll happy... and we'll get to laugh
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