1. How do you catch a unique rabitt?
Unique up on it.
2. How do you catch a tame rabitt?
Tame way, Unique up on it.
3. How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
4. How do you get Holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
5. What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
6. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
7. What do you call a defective boomerang?
A Stick.
8. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
9. What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses
10. What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
11. What do you get when you cross a snowman & a vampire?
Frostbite.
12. What's the difference between Roast beef & Pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
13. Why don't they let blind people skydive?
Scares the dog.
14. What's the difference between a bad golfer & a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes "Whack , dang" A bad skydiver goes " Dang , whack".
15. How is a tornado and a divorce the same in the south?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
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"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
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JWR wrote:12. What's the difference between Roast beef & Pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Oh yeah!
God's in his heaven, All's right with the world
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Someone alert Shellie !
Her boys will have a field day with these. !
Her boys will have a field day with these. !
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The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
(Except I'm leaving the one out about the Polaroids since I know they won't get it and they'll make me explain it! I'm a really good 'splainer to the little ones, but I don't really care to try that one yet, thank you! 
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Re: Random fun
My personal fave!JWR wrote:13. Why don't they let blind people skydive?
Scares the dog.
(The dog's making pea soup!)
