this is sooooo wrong. . but funny!

kisara · Post by **kisara** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:04 pm

On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere,
the following people are stranded:

Two Italian men and one Italian woman.

Two French men and one French woman.

Two German men and one German woman.

Two Greek men and one Greek woman.

Two British men and one British woman.

Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.

Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.

Two Vietnamese men and one Vietnamese woman.

Two Irish men and one Irish woman.

Two American men and one American woman.

One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman...

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a ménage a trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.

The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the British woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.

The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two Vietnamese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.

The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and setup a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.

The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a goddamn cell phone so she could call 911 and get them all rescued off this Godforsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.

In_Gabriel_We_Trust · Post by **In_Gabriel_We_Trust** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:32 am

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*cough* This is soooooooo wrong !

kittens · Post by **kittens** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:17 am

That is pretty funny (and sooooooooooooooooo wrong!!! )

kisara wrote: One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman...

That is my hubby all right....

(for his case, he would kill anyone try to close to me

(right Pete

)

Krafty · Post by **Krafty** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:31 am

Very true, heh. But I thought many of the young Bulgarian woman were beautiful, their stereotypical haggard appearance is a myth

In_Gabriel_We_Trust · Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:39 am

Maybe it's the women from one of the other "-garia's"...

Stangaria or Fredgaria.

Ashura · Post by **Ashura** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:05 pm

The American girl needs to chill the heck out

Poor British, Japanese, Italian, Greek, Bulgarian & Irish Girls.......the only woman on a deserted island with no sex, that has got to really suck!

sailorsv13 · Post by **sailorsv13** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:59 pm

Wow! The American girls sound like some I've known...blah!

~ Bri ~

DevoVamp · Post by **DevoVamp** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:12 pm

kisara wrote:
The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the British woman.

No, that's Canadian men!! I've found men in England to be very straightforward and quite willing to chat a girl up. Canadian men circle like sharks or lost crows or something for hours and never do get up the nerve to speak to a woman!!

Must be the beer. LOL !!!

LOVE the joke, though!!! total howl!!

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:12 pm

Who made you the beer ?

DevoVamp · Post by **DevoVamp** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:14 pm

Actually, Cloud, it's the guys drinking the beer! I can't touch the stuff, it gives me a TERRIBLE migrane! I think I'm allergic to it.

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:14 pm

Since when? What happens when you are around it?

DevoVamp · Post by **DevoVamp** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:15 pm

All I have to do is drink 1/2 a can, even less, and I start to get really ill and I'm totally ruined for the rest of the night. I get this really evil, sick headache that will not go away, and asprin and advil and the like to NOTHING for it! Poor me!

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this is sooooo wrong. . but funny!

this is sooooo wrong. . but funny!

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