18 + ONLY - Whales

sailorsv13 · Post by **sailorsv13** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:22 pm

Ok, I know this one contains choice material but I put 18 + in the title so that no one would chastise me for posting this joke:

Once there was a whale, and his wife whale. While swimming they come upon a boat.

Feeling a little mischievious, the husband whale asked his wife to play a trick on the boat with him. She sighed, yet indulged her husband's nonsense.

He asked his wife to swim under the boat with him and blow their blowholes as hard as they could in order to capsize it. So they did. The boat was turned over and all of its crew was swimming helpless in the ocean.

The whale, now more excited than ever, begged his wife to swim around with him and gobble all of the sailors up.

Very annoyed his wife said, "Forget it. I already agreed to the blow job, there is now way you'll get me to swallow seamen."

The End.

~ Bri ~

aernath · Post by **aernath** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:40 pm

Tacky. But it was still funny.

sailorsv13 · Post by **sailorsv13** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:52 pm

Hehehe Tacky was a word I was searching for when I first heard this joke ^.^ I couldn't find words at the time as I was so taken aback!

~ Bri ~

Lynxa · Post by **Lynxa** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:06 am

Ooooooh I feel so guilty laughing at that!

hyelakingsfan · Post by **hyelakingsfan** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:12 am

In_Gabriel_We_Trust · Post by **In_Gabriel_We_Trust** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:43 am

Tacky is indeed the word. ...Funny too.

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:44 am

I am so glad you find this amusing, tunnel vision.

In_Gabriel_We_Trust · Post by **In_Gabriel_We_Trust** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:45 am

Apparently Cloud gets the doublepost-bug too. Sorry about that.

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:45 am

There is no need to apologize. Oh yeah, we were talking about that.

kittens · Post by **kittens** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:09 am

Yap, definitely 18+

zerospace · Post by **zerospace** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:46 am

bwahahahaha...

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:46 am

Try saying that with less context.

sailorsv13 · Post by **sailorsv13** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:47 am

Did you like the joke cloud?

~ Bri ~

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:49 am

Reminds me of something that used to amuse me more than it should have...

on our rows of cubicles, there is a listing of names for that row at the end of
the row. I wonder if it was random or some admin's sense of humor that
a guy with the last name of Seaman ended up seated right next to a girl
with the last name of Swallows.

sailorsv13 · Post by **sailorsv13** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:15 am

Hey kymaera,

That is hillarious! If it wasn't a coincidence, the admin was not very observant...or has no sense of humor!

~ Bri ~