One of my Marshallese coworkers told me this one just the other day:
Three pregnant women are waiting at the doctor's office.
The first one goes in to see the doctor, then comes back out and happily exclaims that she's having a boy.
The others ask her how does she know? She replies that the doctor told her it's because she was "on top".
The second lady says "Then that means I'm going to have a girl!"
The third lady puts her face in her hands and starts sobbing uncontrollably. The other two ladies ask her what's the problem?
She replies "Then that means I'm going to have puppies!"
ba da boom
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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