The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
But on the other hand, the girl's almost as stupid for wearing such a short skirt. You can practically see her butt as it is. Yep, that emoticon held a double entendre.
How dare you guys make fun of the esteemed Dr. Simon Gasser, inventor
of the Nobel Prize winning Fart-o-lyzer?!?! Without his amazing invention,
people would have no scientific way to measure how bad their flatulence
really stinks.
kymaera wrote:How dare you guys make fun of the esteemed Dr. Simon Gasser, inventor
of the Nobel Prize winning Fart-o-lyzer?!?! Without his amazing invention,
people would have no scientific way to measure how bad their flatulence
really stinks.
*groan*
Only in Kymaera-land...
"The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams with reality. The permanent defeat of life comes when dreams are surrendered to reality."
James A. Michener, The Drifters