A friend of mine sent me this recently and I just had to share.
These guys have taken the name-game to a whole new level.
Warning - foul language (duh! )
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ronin. When were they?
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
LOL----- i first believed they were real---- but even though they were not the situation they were used in was!! Id be laughing SO hard if I heard that at an airport! Good one!
They are very good.. my favourite is the second from the bottom. I knew these werent real as soon as I read the intro... any Londoner knows that Heathrow is in the middle of bloody nowhere and no-one hangs out there unless they need to be there Great practical comedy though, thanks for sharing ^_^