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Turkey cooking

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I just got this in an email from a friend, and had to share!
Thanksgiving recipe



Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a
stuffing imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was
perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when
poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.




10-12 lb. Turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 bag stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to
taste



Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter,
salt
and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan
with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping
sounds.



When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the bird flies
across the room, it's done. And you thought I couldn't cook...
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I think you could, if you put your mind to it.
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:crackup

<Never cooked a turkey before, so I thought it was serious!! Up until the last couple of lines, that is. :wink:
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I will take that under advisement.
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