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He who laughs last...

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Tom called his three kids together, held up a toy and said.

"Whoever of them never talked back to their mother and did everything that she asked right away without putting up a fuss would be the one to get the toy."

The three small voices answered in unison.

"Okay, dad , you can have it."
"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
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This is sooooooooooooooooooooo great!!! (I wish my hubby is the same way..... :P)
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I hope that your dreams come true.
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1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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*giggle* :P
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I can see you.
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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Would never work in this house.

"I'm tellin' ya, I get no respect."
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