The Husband Store.
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may only visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is , however , a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go backdown except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. She goes up to the second floor.
On the second floor the sign reads : Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. She decides to go on to the third floor.
On the third floor the sign on the door reads : These men have jobs , love kids , and are extreamely good looking. "Wow" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and there the sign reads : Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with housework. "Oh , mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes on to the fifth floor.
There the sign reads : Floor 5 - These men have jobs , love kids , are drop-dead gorgeous , help with housework , and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay , but she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor # 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor, This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store!
Across the street a New Wives store opened.
On the first floor the sign reads : Floor 1 - Women who love sex.
On the second floor the sign reads : Floor 2 - Women who love sex and have money.
The Third through Sixth floors have never been visited.
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LOL, that is Hilarious JWR 
I would have stopped at the 3rd floor. I mean, come on....has a job, likes kids AND is Good Looking!!!
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If the second floor had "has a job & is fun to be around", I would have stopped there....
(would also be nice if I could find someone that liked anime and had a job lol
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I would have stopped at the 3rd floor. I mean, come on....has a job, likes kids AND is Good Looking!!!
!!!!If the second floor had "has a job & is fun to be around", I would have stopped there....
(would also be nice if I could find someone that liked anime and had a job lol
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HAHAHA!! That really is a good one, Joe. I'm afraid I would have been one of the girls who had to walk away empty-handed... not because I'm difficult to please, but simply because my curiosity would have gotten the best of me wondering what on earth could have been better than what they had on that 5th floor! 
Curiosity killed the cat AND shellie evidently! heehee! 
Curiosity killed the cat AND shellie evidently! heehee! 
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Since when? Where did you get your mine from the 3rd floor? I have a friend named "E. L. V. I. S. ".
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