The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
I'm not much of a sandwich-eater, but my daughter just got me into eating her favorite- cinnamon cream cheese on Pepperidge Farm whole-grain cinnamon-raisin bread.
I am glad to hear that you are not much of a sandwich-eater but my daughter just got me into eating her favorite- cinnamon cream cheese on Pepperidge Farm whole-grain cinnamon-raisin bread.
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
If I had my choice, I'd want a roast beef or tuna fish sandwich. I like Arby's roast beef sandwiches, but sandwiches from a place that toasts them are great too.
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Cripes, it's been yeeeears since I've had one! 
J/K