Dear Tide Company,
I am writing to say what an excelent product you have!
I have used it all throughout my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.
Now that I'm in my fifties , I find it works even better! In fact, a month ago....
I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse, My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was , and generally started to become a pain in the neck...
One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out with a bargain detergent , but it just would not come out. After a quick trip to the supemarket , I purchased a bottle of your Tide Liquid with Bleach Alternative , and to my surprise and satisfaction , all the stains came out! In fact , the stains came out so well from my blouse and pants that the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the blood & DNA tests on my clothes came back negative and then my attorney called to tell me I would no longer be considered a suspect in my husband's disapearance.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!
I thank you once again for having such a great product.
Well got to go , I have to write another letter to the people that make Hefty Bags.........
great product
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JWR wrote:What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!
Those of us in our late 40's salute you
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Not too long ago, I spilled some club soda on my shirt. So I had to get some red wine to get it out.JWR wrote:I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse,
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