How to BBQ

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How to BBQ

Post by JWR »

After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming
up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your
memory on the etiquette as it's the only type of cooking a real man
will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals
with the situation. Important again:
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine.....
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women...
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Post by sailorsv13 »

LMAO! I needed that laugh! It has been too long since I've had one!

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Post by In_Gabriel_We_Trust »

:rollin

Thanks for the insight on the one, especially since bbq season is around the corner.
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Post by Not Sir Phobos »

I don't get it. Should this even be IN the joke section?
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Post by yoshito »

Wait, don't you mean this instead?

Substitute #3 with:

The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on the grill, and bastes it while the man is sleeping in front of the game.

Then subsitute #4 with:

THE MAN WAKES UP, OPENS THE GRILL AND NODS HIS HEAD.

Finally subsitute #6 and 7 with:

6) THE MAN WAKES UP FROM HIS SECOND NAP AND TELLS THE WOMAN THE MEAT IS DONE.

7) The woman removes the meat and it is perfect.
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Post by aernath »

:hitting: I think Yoshito's got it! ^ :P
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