A British company is developing computer chips that store music in
women's breast implants.
A company spokesperson declares this a major breakthrough, as women
are always complaining about men staring at their breasts without
listening to them.
My friend sent this to me this morning LOL
I hope he didn't send a copy to his girlfriend by accident (she's always complaining that he doesn't listen
Oh, go ahead and laugh. You obviously weren't one of the girls who didn't have anything to be listened TO until she got fat.
[.y.] { <-- well, I can't get this to look right. sorry about that. Think "flat." )
"The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams with reality. The permanent defeat of life comes when dreams are surrendered to reality."
James A. Michener, The Drifters
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You and I are on the same wavelength, ZombieBunny.
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
