Sound literary question about BREASTS!~

Zag · Post by **Zag** » Mon May 22, 2006 10:31 pm

Okay, all joking aside.

I need to know (and can't find it anywhere on the 'net {gasp!})
WHAT is a more elegant / less crass way of saying
Flase Breasts ?
I've seen reference to the material they are made from (Silicone),
and of course, the classic British term "Falsies". And of course the
ever imaginative American "Fake tits".

Any hints here? Anyone? .... Hey.. stop laughing!
.. I mean it, I really wanna know!

ReAnimator · Post by **ReAnimator** » Mon May 22, 2006 10:34 pm

The term "augmentation" is used a lot. Sounds kind of scientific

wELCOME cONSUMER · Post by **wELCOME cONSUMER** » Mon May 22, 2006 10:52 pm

"Enhanced for his pleasure" sounds like a good slogan.

But yeah, augmentation seems to be the common PC term for it.

Post by **JWR** » Mon May 22, 2006 11:00 pm

Yes , Breast Augmentation is the current PC term for surgery.

Prostectically enhanced could also work as well as just implants.

Now if your looking for a term that describes an add on that one would use to temporly increase one's size, the term Falsies or costume props as well as a padded bra could be used as well as the term "stuffing ones bra".

aernath · Post by **aernath** » Tue May 23, 2006 2:46 am

*chuckle* Somehow, doesn't surprise me that Joe knows all about that.

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Tue May 23, 2006 7:46 am

Just walk up and ask them how their implants are today.

If it's just a stuffed bra, ask them for a tissue.

Okuni · Post by **Okuni** » Tue May 23, 2006 2:01 pm

Not Sir Phobos wrote:Just walk up and ask them how their implants are today.

If it's just a stuffed bra, ask them for a tissue.

LOL!

it's too easy to laugh at this stuff!

JWR wrote:Yes , Breast Augmentation is the current PC term for surgery.

I always pictured "augment" as referring to removing the breast. Well, it still sounds unpleasant. To me at least.

"Augie doggies!"
how's that?

I once heard implants called tomatoes; just once. I would simply call them implants, really. It's what they are.

Lynxa · Post by **Lynxa** » Tue May 23, 2006 2:33 pm

I know the surgery is called "breast augmentation" but I always call the fake boobs "implants". If you're talking about the non-surgical ones my aunt calls hers "chicken fillets"

Ronin · Post by **Ronin** » Tue May 23, 2006 4:07 pm

Not Sir Phobos wrote:Just walk up and ask them how their implants are today.

If it's just a stuffed bra, ask them for a tissue.

Hahah. What a stud!

blueheaven · Post by **blueheaven** » Tue May 23, 2006 5:29 pm

My fave is "Caulk Knockers", but that's me.

So Okuni, would Penile enhancement be called "Doggie Daddies?"

Okuni · Post by **Okuni** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:55 pm

nah.
It would just be a banana!

but "doggie daddy" does have a nice ring to it!

kittens · Post by **kittens** » Tue May 23, 2006 7:01 pm

Boobies!!!!!!

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:51 am

LYNXA, your signature is freaking killing me!!

starlightx · Post by **starlightx** » Tue May 30, 2006 7:06 am

My favorite is ‘melons’. You can ask are they Fresh (real) or are they Organic (implants)

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Tue May 30, 2006 7:07 am

What makes ‘melons’ your favorite?