How well is your Engrish?

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How well is your Engrish?

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As I searched the web in the early hours of the morning (3am :ZzZz: ) I came across this site. It's the funniest thing and I wanted to show it to everyone. :) It should help you brush up on your engrish a bit. :P
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Danger, danger danger!! Condition clitical!!

... the danger, of course, being that you could drop DAYS worth of time in there!! I love it! :hitting:
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:hitting: Thats funny... Engrish...
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:rollin :rollin Some of those are PRICELESS!!! The "sperman" shirt almost made me fall off the couch!! :hitting:
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"Please do not grow a hand in a fence" :hitting:
Good advice!
:D :rollin

Thanks Sugarflower! :)
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I really like the adult section its really funny.
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LOL! That reminds me of a place that I see from the train on the way to work. It's a hair salon for men, and the name always makes me chuckle a bit.

It's called "Boyish".
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"Boyish" is a nice name.
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I knew this site and this is one of my daily watch list :D :D
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Cloud wrote:"Boyish" is a nice name.
I thought you'd get a kick out of that one, Cloud. :)
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I think [quoteyou]Boyish is more than that.
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Does Cloud always reply if you end the sentence with cloud?
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It does now :) you always reply if you end the sentence with you.
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You silly robot , Cloud!
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Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I answer a lot of silly questions.
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