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warning: Home Depot scam

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A "heads up" for guys and any of your guy friends who may be regular
Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
Traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your
car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with
their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is
impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say"No" and instead
ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.
You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral
sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, three times just Yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming
weekend.

Again - please beware!!
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Re: warning: Home Depot scam

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soda wrote: Again - please beware!!

:crackup I can just see the long lines at Home Depot now :rollin

soda wrote:I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, three times just Yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming
weekend.
3 times yesterday.....LOL....at least you're healthy :hitting:
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