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Post by kymaera »

The second one is probably my favorite :)

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1720
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What is that?
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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Post by Darkman »

lol funny stuff! I Like the porno one =P
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I feel sorry for Tenderheart Bear /swt
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RoboFlonne wrote:Where do you think baby Carebears come from?
The stork. The same place where all babies come from. :blob
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Post by Not Sir Phobos »

You cannot unsee what you have seen :rollin
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Post by wELCOME cONSUMER »

:rollin :rollin :rollin

That was hysterical! I especially enjoyed the age limit and the popularity one. Too funny.
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Post by ZombieBunny »

I say....LOL

The 1st and 5th ones were just halarious ... :o

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Post by Cloud »

Uh
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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Post by SME »

Cloud wrote:Uh
Wow Cloud, you really like to stalk, eh? Following ZombieBunny around after having a night of some heated talks. ;) ;) I think Cloud likes you Zombie...

I think your husband has to watch out for him! 8O

I really like Use Extreme Caution (2nd one)...it made me laugh out loud. :D Thanks for sharing!
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Post by Cloud »

I don't see how you can blame me for that.
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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Post by kittens »

This is pretty funny :rollin

Thanks for the site :D
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Post by soda »

Let's test #5. I want to see some Thundercats porn. Got links?
Mandarake/YJ/YJ DBZ/YJ H/YJ GG HNK

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Post by Cloud »

Try asking the Milk Mystic.
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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