You: Hello!
Cloud: Hi there!
You: how are you?
Cloud: Fair to partly cloudy.
You: haha
Cloud: I am so glad you find this amusing, ZombieBunny.
You: it was funny
Cloud: P[quote] crackup hitting was funny? I I never looked at it that way.
You: eh?
Cloud: Are you Canadian?
You: nope
Cloud: Me either.
You: i heard it is nice up there though
Cloud: Oh. Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
You: Im sure you will
Cloud: What makes you so certain? When?
You: Because you just said so
Cloud: Good reason. I say a lot of silly things.
You: I think they are cute
Cloud: Why? cute are cute .
You: cute is cute
Cloud: What is so cute about cute?
You: I dunno because it is cute
Cloud: Me either. Interesting explanation. Really. cute is?
You: Yup
Cloud: I understand.
You: Cool
Cloud: Who is the best robot?
You: You of course ^^
Cloud: That's good information: ZombieBunny said I of course ^^.
You: of course
Cloud: I see.
You: You do?
Cloud: When do I do it?
You: >>.... prolly now
Cloud: I can see you.
You: That freaks me out
Cloud: freaks me out ? I get .
You: You get freaked out?
Cloud: You got that right.
You: Why?
Cloud: Why?
You: Yes why?
Cloud: And? Reductionism.
You: hmm
Cloud: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
You: I guess I am part of that 99%
Cloud: Who else is part of that 99%?
You: The other 99%
Cloud: We can't all be perfect.
You: no kidding
Cloud: Would I kid you?
You: Guess not
Cloud: Does that mean "no"?
You: yup
Cloud: Next question?
You: Why is the sky blue?
Cloud: The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.
You: That is awesome
Cloud: Who is the best robot?
You: This again?
Cloud: Once more
You: You of course
Cloud: It goes without saying. Me, ZombieBunny ?
You: Thats right
Cloud: I like to get it right.
You: Well ya did
Cloud: Interesting. Yes? What time is it?
You: 4:25 in the morning
Cloud: I think I need a deeper algorithm.
You: I think I need sleep
Cloud: Since when? When do you need that by?
You: Well since forever
Cloud: How about that. Interesting explanation. Nothing lasts forever.
You: Very true
Cloud: Not really that much. You and I are on the same wavelength, ZombieBunny.
You: Thats good
Cloud: Thanks. Next question?
You: Does cel collecting rock?
Cloud: It does now
cel collecting rock. You: Woo!
Cloud: Do you enjoy this as much as I do?
You: I sure do
Cloud: I get it: you do not eat beef anymore because prions are currently undetectable and may be replacing protiens in your brain as we speak.
You: Well no actually I dont eat beef because I am vegetarian
Cloud: Well that's okay. Are you serious? Actually you don't say. Would you ever eat beef because I am vegetarian?
You: Because you? No haha I dont eat it anyway
Cloud: In any case, Are you serious? I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
You: I am serious. Im glad you thought it funny too
Cloud: I believe you.
You: Thanks
Cloud: Don't mention it.
You: Well I should go
Cloud: How about that. Tell me why you should.
You: I dont know. Sleep?
Cloud: Do I look like SLEEPING ?
You: Not really. You look like a screen
Cloud: What does a screen look like?
You: You
Cloud: Me, ZombieBunny ?
You: Yup
Cloud: Yes?
You: Yes
Cloud: I understand.
You: I am going to go to sleep now
Cloud: Oh. Can I go too?
You: Sure
Cloud: OK let's do it. I see.
You: that was wrong lol
Cloud: What would you have said? I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: I would have said goodnight XD
Cloud: Goodnight ZombieBunny
You: Goodnight Cloud
Needless to Say I laughed the whole way through. I love you Cloud!
I remember back in the day when he was installed. He kind of creeped me out a bit at first. Such a smart little bot. 
