Mixtape Challange: Create the crappiest mixtape

blueheaven · Post by **blueheaven** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:00 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp_wIZ1kVVg

Got this idea from a great skit on Human Giant. Two guys made a bet: who could create the world's shittiest mixtape. The loser would have to walk around the city, blasting all the songs from the winner's tape from a boombox.

So here's your chance. Think of ten songs that would qualify as the world's shittiest mixtape! My list would go something like this...

1. My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion
2. Thong Song by Sisquo
3. Doin it All For My Baby by Huey Lewis and the News
4. C'mon Get Happy by The Partridge Family
5. Right Here, Right Now by Jesus Jones
6. Rock Lobster by B-52's
7. Rumpshaker by Wrecx N Effect
8. MM MM MM MM by Crash Test Dummies
9. Any Toby Keith Song
10. The Reason by Hoobastank

morgan · Post by **morgan** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:22 am

awesome thread!!

1. this kiss - faith hill
2. I wanna sex you up - color me badd
3. Shiny happy people - REM
4. Greatest love of all - whitney houston
5. kokomo - beach boys
6. loving you - minnie riperton
7. your beautiful - james blunt
8. jessica - allman brothers
9. whoomp! there it is - tag team
10. sister christian - night ranger
11. holding back the years - simply red
12. just the two of us - bill withers/grover washington

whew! I get all crabby and full of hate just writing them!
and big sorry on 12 but I just couldn't figure out which 2 to axe!!

wuchild1 · Post by **wuchild1** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:49 am

Should I feel bad that I actually like some of those songs?!

All I wanna do is a zoom zoom zoom and a Boom boom! Just shake yer rump.

I'll admit it is a really horrible song, w/ no lyrical content whatsoever, but it was the bomb when I was in middle school.

My two cents includes:
roll/ lean w/ it
Laffy taffy
chicken heads
anything by cash money, nelly
and everything that came on BET late night

music really sucks now. Or maybe its just the rap/hiphop/R&B genre just sucks now. Now I'm just angry ranting, I need some Tribe called quest.

monkeyboy · Post by **monkeyboy** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:04 am

Hangin' Tough by New Kids on the Block

Feelings by Morris Albert

Sexy back by Justin Timberlake

My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion (this should be on everyones list IMHO)

(I've Been) Searchin' So Long by Chicago

Way We Were by Barbara Streisand

Girl You Know It's True by Milli Vanilli

Honesty by Billy Joel

Don't Cha by Pussycat Dolls ( I've selected this 'cause aren't we all sick of hearing this by now!)

Un-Break My Heart by Toni Braxton

These songs should bring dogs and cats out howling while walking around the city.

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:04 am

Oh. Are they exactly the same?

monkeyboy · Post by **monkeyboy** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:06 am

No dogs and cats aren't the same (if that's your question). The whiny factor of many of the songs are though.

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:06 am

Are you serious? Do cats and cats are not the same if that is your question?

monkeyboy · Post by **monkeyboy** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:08 am

DOGS and cats...

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:16 am

The only song I could add to the list is the German translation of the Barbie song by Aqua

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExQ_nP_Nw-c

jcaliff · Post by **jcaliff** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:30 am

Fun topic

1. True by Spandau Ballet
2. Crying as sung by Don McLean
3. I Write the Songs by Barry Manilow
4. Dancing Queen by ABBA
5. I Just Called to Say I Love You by Stevie Wonder
6. Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus
7. Don't Cry for me Argentina as sung by Madonna
8. A Groovy Kind of Love by Phil Collins

And I have to include two from blueheaven's list

9. MM MM MM MM by Crash Test Dummies
10. My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion

I'm not saying I hate all these songs, I just can't even imagine the mixtape that would come from them...

blueheaven · Post by **blueheaven** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:41 am

I'm not saying I hate all these songs, I just can't even imagine the mixtape that would come from them...

And that's what this is. I think we can all admit to being ensnared by many of these songs at one point. But to have them all on a mixtape is just plain wrong.

EternityOfPain · Post by **EternityOfPain** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:47 am

Not Sir Phobos wrote:The only song I could add to the list is the German translation of the Barbie song by Aqua

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExQ_nP_Nw-c

Its not German. Its dutch

But I agree... This song.. Is Something else...

As far as the list how about:

Boom boom boom.. I want you in my room....

monkeyboy · Post by **monkeyboy** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:19 pm

toonybabe · Post by **toonybabe** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:02 pm

Not Sir Phobos wrote:The only song I could add to the list is the German translation of the Barbie song by Aqua

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExQ_nP_Nw-c

I checked it out, and all I have to say is "whoah."

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:02 pm

When is [quoteNot Sir Phobos]The only song he or she could add to the list not the German translation of the Barbie song by Aqua

[url]httpwww dotyoutubedot comwatch?