Arousal (Joke of the day)

[JWR]

One night after the couple had retired for the evening, the woman became
aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual & enjoyable
manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the
small
of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very
lightly.

Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his
hand
over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her
waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.

His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing
then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned
to
do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to
better position herself.

The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why
are
you stopping darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, " Sorry, go back to sleep......I found the remote."

[ZombieBunny]

lol thats when he would find the remote up his $#@

[aernath]

And every time he farted, the channel would change.

[ZombieBunny]

And every time he farted, the channel would change.

lmfao

[Queen_Serenity]

lol thats when he would find the remote up his $#@

lol Amen!

[Startyde]

Girls are vicious...