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Worst X-mas gift ever! ^.^

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Hey guys! :)
So I've been reading a hysterical thread on a forum about
obnoxiously bad X-mas gifts ppl have gotten in the past.
Some of the stories and rants are just off-the-wall and
downright funny
So I thought it'd be a fun thread to start here!

So tell us what the worst X-mas gift you've received was???
(or someone you know)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
:jump

For myself, when I was about 8 yrs old I received a
3 foot tall wax pengiun candle with no wick that was partially
broken off (by the tail end) from my mom's friend.
:puzzled:

...yea... o_O


Thou that can't top poor Ray, who received rocks with stick people
on em, for X-mas 2 yrs ago from his aunt
:crackup
Still tease him about it to this day

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Only a few Christmases ago, my dad gave me a dog poop ornament and calendar. The ornament I still hang on my tree, but the calendar is safely tucked away somewhere still... :roll:

I also was given a toy that when you squeezed it, it smelled like a fart.
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Not getting anything at all :l
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My Worst gift... It was my 14th-15th birthday and a family friend gave me a t-shirt that I had previously saw at the dollar store... It was sad. But rest assured I got my revenge. When it was there sons birthday I wrapped it up and gave it to him. Seeing there shocked face was hilarous. Serves them right. 8)
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Used soap on a rope from my grandmother in law.

Which I found out later that she had purchased at a yard sale the day before...
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The last one, I think.
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mmm, well, if i don't consider one year when i was a kid and i got only clothes (my mother said santa was angry because i had been a bad boy) then the worst gift i have ever received.....

.... was ..... a cellphone. Yes, that's right. I hate those things and i expreselly told my parents i never wanted to get one. Well, know what? They still purchased one for me and I refused to accept it. :evil:

Then, well, then i prefer not to say what happened later :(
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My EVIL cousin one year gave me COAL!!! :bawl

I think he was just joking but the next year I gave him a can of cat food :P

So maybe I am just EVIL??? :dgrin
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The one that stands out in my mind was a great big book on "Your Body".
Seriously, a really big book on anatomy.
It might have been a little bit interesting if I wasn't already 15 years old.

Thanks Grandpa.
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How big? Go to the library.
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Cloud wrote:How big? Go to the library.
Thanks, but no thanks, cloud. The internet is much better.

This year for my birthday, my Mom sent me coloring books, crayons, and play-doh.
Then I had to spend the money to mail it all to someone who has a kid.
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I got a journal from my aunt...when I was seven. What was I going to write, He-Man rocks?!

I got a pair of mittens from another aunt, even though I live in friggen Vegas!

My folks were pretty cool about knowing what I was into and and getting pretty cool gifts. I don't have a single issue with cheap gifts, or even boring gifts(shirts and coats), but I have gotten some gifts in the past where I wondered if they even knew who I was.
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miz ducky wrote:This year for my birthday, my Mom sent me coloring books, crayons, and play-doh.
Then I had to spend the money to mail it all to someone who has a kid.
Honestly, I would have loved to get something like that ^_^

I can't think of anything too obnoxious, really.... my mother once gave me a sweater literally covered with jingling bells which ended up donated pretty quickly as it was too loud to wear anywhere and not get stares. But it's the thought that counts, right? ^^;

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I remember one year I got a dragonball Z calender from my ex-girlfriends family. I like dragonball z and all, but the calender was only good for another 5 days. I spent the remainder of the year changing all the dates so I could use it for the next year.
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